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[] you cry often
[] you have cut yourself 
[X] you have taken a liking to the color black
[X] you think things you think nobody else would ever think
[X] you have thought about killing yourself 
[X] you punch, scratch yourself
[] you're poor
[/] you hide your face with your hair
[X] you think nobody understands you
[X] you feel alone 
TOTAL: 6.5

[] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[] you enjoy pain
[] you have thought about cutting yourself
[ ] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[X] people have labeled you 'emo' 
[/] everybody hates you 
[] you go to therapy
[X you're quiet 

[X] you think nobody cares about you
[X] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you" 
[X] you don't leave the house (Not often)
[] you stopped eating for at least 2 days 
[X] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care (I have no idea. I try to ignore than as much as possible)
[] you don't like being around people (I NEED OTHERS)
[] your friends left you because of your depression
[X] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 
TOTAL: 15.5

[] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[] you're an atheist
[] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[X] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[] you don't know what to do anymore
[] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason
[X] you have overreacted to something stupid
[] you couldn't care less about school 
[X] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[X] you've hated your life at least at one point
TOTAL: 19.5


if you got 4 or under - you're fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
if you got 18-22 - you're depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed/suicidal. You always see things for the worse and your struggling to stay together.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person


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Sexy Floaty Bumhole~
Artist | Professional | Literature
United States
Floatzel gif by Ryuunake98 :iconnopeaviplz: Nope.
Bitch I am so :iconrainbow-fplz::iconrainbow-aplz::iconrainbow-bplz::iconrainbow-uplz: :iconrainbow-lplz::iconrainbow-oplz::iconrainbow-uplz::iconrainbow-splz::iconrainbow-exclamation:

Fabulous Haters by celesse

If you are going to ask yes I roleplay ALL THE TIME
Original ID artwork can be found here:… Omg it's so cute! <3

My steam Username: FloatyBum ASK BEFORE ADDING ME

Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Favorite Color: Black/Dark grey or Dark Brown
Favorite Animal: Snakes. All of them.
Favorite Pokemon: Buizel/Floatzel
Relationship: Forever alone :iconforeveraloneplz:
Religion: Christian (Baptist)
Lovely drawings of me:Missing you by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the fat Floatzel for Zachthefloatzel by MCsaurus Battle of the fatties by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the floatzel by Vivi-Sinclair Gift For Samuel by Protodramon The human and the alien by battlestoriesfanBattle of The Fatties round 2 by Vivi-Sinclair Happy New Year by Vivi-Sinclair Have a free Zach. by Hikara-the-MienshaoPlay nice Zach by Vivi-SinclairZach The Floatzel Headshot by terrorisnear

Plz account: :iconfancyderpmuffinplz:

Formerly SamueltheSerperior and SerperiortheSuperior

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Hand: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I wanna be with you when you need me.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
*Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
*Lick on Side: Be my pet?
*Lick on Belly: Be my master?

DA family:

Relationship: With my Soul mate. Darrell

My mother: :iconlucaria-rukario:

My Trainer: :iconprotodramon:

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SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey buddy, we haven't spoken to each other in awhile, so how about we start another role-play? :3
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Writer
SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay. Do you want to start, or should I?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Writer
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battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Writer
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Writer
thanks mate
battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Writer
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Professional Writer
acuboidcurcle Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Artist
Happy barfday
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Writer
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