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I don't even use this website just like add me on steam or skype or some junk.…

Skype: Chef Pyro… Getting on dA takes effort anyways.
[ ] You Get Bad Grades
[x] You Have Had A Pet Die.
[ ] You Cry Yourself To Sleep At Night.
[ ] Your Parents Are Divorced.
[ ] One Or Both Of Your Parents Are Dead.
[x] People Think You Should Be Happier.
[x] You Don't Have That Many Friends.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The Country.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The State.
[ ] You Are Allergic To A Food.
[ ] You Are Allergic To Fur.
[x] You Worry Too Much.
Total So Far: 4

[/] You Always Feel Sad.
[/] You Think You're Bad At What You Do.
[ ] You Are Afraid Of The Dark
[ ] You Are Afraid Of Heights.
[ ] You Don't Have A Pet.
[x] You Have Had A Dream Where Somebody Died.
[ ] You Have Never Had A (Real) Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
[ ] You Have Less Than 3 Friends In Real Life.
[x] You Don't Get An Allowance.
[ ] You Don't Get Food Everyday.
[x] You Are Shy Around New People.
[x] You Get Bullied.
Total So Far: 9

[ ] You Don't Have Your Own Room
[ ] You Don't Have A Cell Phone.
[ ] You Wish You Didn't Have A Sibling.
[ ] You Wish You Had Another Sibling.
[ ] You Are An Only Child.
[ ] Sad Music Makes You Cry.
[x] Sad Movies Make You Cry.
[x] You Have Been To The Hospital For Yourself.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Smokes.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Is An Alcoholic.
[x] You Have Been In A Car Accident.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Has Been In A Car Accident.
Total So Far: 15

[x] You Have Many Chores.
[ ] You Have/Had A Bad Sickness.
[x] You Have Been In A Bad Storm.
[ ] People Think You're Crazy.
[ ] You Have Never Been To A Concert.
[ ] You Don't Have Cable.
[x] You Don't Have A Facebook.
[ ] You Fear Your Death.
[x] You Don't Believe In The Easter Bunny/Santa/Tooth Fairy. 
[x] You Have Been Rejected By Your Crush.
[ ] You Sit Alone At Large Groups Of People.
[x] You Look At The Ground When You Walk. (Well naturally duh)
Total So Far: 21

[x] You Have Written A Sad Song.
[ ] You Have A Small House.
[ ] You Never Met Your Dad/Mom.
[x] You Don't Have A Good Relationship With One Or More Of Your Family Members.
[ ] You Can't Sing.
[ ] Your Parents Are Unemployed.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Dads Side.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Moms Side.
[ ] You Don't Get Parties On Your Birthday.
[ ] People Have Judged You By How You Look.
[ ] You Have Never Been To Disney Land/World.
[ ] You Have Never Seen A Play.
Total So Far: 25


Now Take That Total And Multiply It By 2

New Total: 50%

This is what happens when I'm bored.
[] you cry often
[] you have cut yourself 
[X] you have taken a liking to the color black
[X] you think things you think nobody else would ever think
[X] you have thought about killing yourself 
[X] you punch, scratch yourself
[] you're poor
[/] you hide your face with your hair
[X] you think nobody understands you
[X] you feel alone 
TOTAL: 6.5

[] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[] you enjoy pain
[] you have thought about cutting yourself
[ ] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[X] people have labeled you 'emo' 
[/] everybody hates you 
[] you go to therapy
[X you're quiet 

[X] you think nobody cares about you
[X] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you" 
[X] you don't leave the house (Not often)
[] you stopped eating for at least 2 days 
[X] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care (I have no idea. I try to ignore than as much as possible)
[] you don't like being around people (I NEED OTHERS)
[] your friends left you because of your depression
[X] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 
TOTAL: 15.5

[] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[] you're an atheist
[] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[X] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[] you don't know what to do anymore
[] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason
[X] you have overreacted to something stupid
[] you couldn't care less about school 
[X] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[X] you've hated your life at least at one point
TOTAL: 19.5


if you got 4 or under - you're fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
if you got 18-22 - you're depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed/suicidal. You always see things for the worse and your struggling to stay together.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person

I'm SO BORED that I'ma actually going to play a game on console now. Have mercy on my soul.
I don't even use this website just like add me on steam or skype or some junk.…

Skype: Chef Pyro


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If you are going to ask yes I roleplay ALL THE TIME
Original ID artwork can be found here:… Omg it's so cute! <3

My Steam Username: BirdyBum

Gender: Male
Favorite Color: Black/Dark Grey or Dark Red
Relationship: Forever alone :iconforeveraloneplz:
Religion: Christian (Baptist)
Lovely drawings of me:Missing you by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the fat Floatzel for Zachthefloatzel by MCsaurus Battle of the fatties by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the floatzel by Vivi-Sinclair Gift For Samuel by Protodramon The human and the alien by battlestoriesfanBattle of The Fatties round 2 by Vivi-Sinclair Happy New Year by Vivi-Sinclair :thumb434229630:Play nice Zach by Vivi-SinclairZach The Floatzel Headshot by terrorisnear

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Formerly SamueltheSerperior and SerperiortheSuperior

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Hand: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I wanna be with you when you need me.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
*Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
*Lick on Side: Be my pet?
*Lick on Belly: Be my master?

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MrCrazy4621 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hello ^^
younger99 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
G'day there
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Professional Writer
younger99 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Think we can rp?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Professional Writer
I don't use this site as often and I'm never pred. But yes.
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battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! could you describe your character?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Writer

So this is inaccurate since I made some new final changes

The Undershirt should be a darker grey with a skull on the center, I have on a dark grey knit beanie, my shoes should be black high top allstars, the jeans are stone washed with small fake tears on the front and I always have on a black and red large checkered wrist band on my left arm

I think that is all
battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can you send that all in a note?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Professional Writer
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SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey buddy, we haven't spoken in a while. How have you been?
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