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Activity… Getting on dA takes effort anyways.
[ ] You Get Bad Grades
[x] You Have Had A Pet Die.
[ ] You Cry Yourself To Sleep At Night.
[ ] Your Parents Are Divorced.
[ ] One Or Both Of Your Parents Are Dead.
[x] People Think You Should Be Happier.
[x] You Don't Have That Many Friends.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The Country.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The State.
[ ] You Are Allergic To A Food.
[ ] You Are Allergic To Fur.
[x] You Worry Too Much.
Total So Far: 4

[/] You Always Feel Sad.
[/] You Think You're Bad At What You Do.
[ ] You Are Afraid Of The Dark
[ ] You Are Afraid Of Heights.
[ ] You Don't Have A Pet.
[x] You Have Had A Dream Where Somebody Died.
[ ] You Have Never Had A (Real) Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
[ ] You Have Less Than 3 Friends In Real Life.
[x] You Don't Get An Allowance.
[ ] You Don't Get Food Everyday.
[x] You Are Shy Around New People.
[x] You Get Bullied.
Total So Far: 9

[ ] You Don't Have Your Own Room
[ ] You Don't Have A Cell Phone.
[ ] You Wish You Didn't Have A Sibling.
[ ] You Wish You Had Another Sibling.
[ ] You Are An Only Child.
[ ] Sad Music Makes You Cry.
[x] Sad Movies Make You Cry.
[x] You Have Been To The Hospital For Yourself.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Smokes.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Is An Alcoholic.
[x] You Have Been In A Car Accident.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Has Been In A Car Accident.
Total So Far: 15

[x] You Have Many Chores.
[ ] You Have/Had A Bad Sickness.
[x] You Have Been In A Bad Storm.
[ ] People Think You're Crazy.
[ ] You Have Never Been To A Concert.
[ ] You Don't Have Cable.
[x] You Don't Have A Facebook.
[ ] You Fear Your Death.
[x] You Don't Believe In The Easter Bunny/Santa/Tooth Fairy. 
[x] You Have Been Rejected By Your Crush.
[ ] You Sit Alone At Large Groups Of People.
[x] You Look At The Ground When You Walk. (Well naturally duh)
Total So Far: 21

[x] You Have Written A Sad Song.
[ ] You Have A Small House.
[ ] You Never Met Your Dad/Mom.
[x] You Don't Have A Good Relationship With One Or More Of Your Family Members.
[ ] You Can't Sing.
[ ] Your Parents Are Unemployed.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Dads Side.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Moms Side.
[ ] You Don't Get Parties On Your Birthday.
[ ] People Have Judged You By How You Look.
[ ] You Have Never Been To Disney Land/World.
[ ] You Have Never Seen A Play.
Total So Far: 25


Now Take That Total And Multiply It By 2

New Total: 50%

This is what happens when I'm bored.
[] you cry often
[] you have cut yourself 
[X] you have taken a liking to the color black
[X] you think things you think nobody else would ever think
[X] you have thought about killing yourself 
[X] you punch, scratch yourself
[] you're poor
[/] you hide your face with your hair
[X] you think nobody understands you
[X] you feel alone 
TOTAL: 6.5

[] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[] you enjoy pain
[] you have thought about cutting yourself
[ ] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[X] people have labeled you 'emo' 
[/] everybody hates you 
[] you go to therapy
[X you're quiet 

[X] you think nobody cares about you
[X] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you" 
[X] you don't leave the house (Not often)
[] you stopped eating for at least 2 days 
[X] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care (I have no idea. I try to ignore than as much as possible)
[] you don't like being around people (I NEED OTHERS)
[] your friends left you because of your depression
[X] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 
TOTAL: 15.5

[] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[] you're an atheist
[] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[X] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[] you don't know what to do anymore
[] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason
[X] you have overreacted to something stupid
[] you couldn't care less about school 
[X] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[X] you've hated your life at least at one point
TOTAL: 19.5


if you got 4 or under - you're fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
if you got 18-22 - you're depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed/suicidal. You always see things for the worse and your struggling to stay together.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person

I'm SO BORED that I'ma actually going to play a game on console now. Have mercy on my soul.… Getting on dA takes effort anyways.


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Sexy Floaty Bumhole~
Artist | Professional | Literature
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Floatzel gif by Ryuunake98 :iconnopeaviplz: Nope.
Bitch I am so :iconrainbow-fplz::iconrainbow-aplz::iconrainbow-bplz::iconrainbow-uplz: :iconrainbow-lplz::iconrainbow-oplz::iconrainbow-uplz::iconrainbow-splz::iconrainbow-exclamation:

Fabulous Haters by celesse

If you are going to ask yes I roleplay ALL THE TIME
Original ID artwork can be found here:… Omg it's so cute! <3

My steam Username: FloatyBum ASK BEFORE ADDING ME

Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Favorite Color: Black/Dark grey or Dark Brown
Favorite Animal: Snakes. All of them.
Favorite Pokemon: Buizel/Floatzel
Relationship: Forever alone :iconforeveraloneplz:
Religion: Christian (Baptist)
Lovely drawings of me:Missing you by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the fat Floatzel for Zachthefloatzel by MCsaurus Battle of the fatties by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the floatzel by Vivi-Sinclair Gift For Samuel by Protodramon The human and the alien by battlestoriesfanBattle of The Fatties round 2 by Vivi-Sinclair Happy New Year by Vivi-Sinclair Have a free Zach. by Hikara-the-MienshaoPlay nice Zach by Vivi-SinclairZach The Floatzel Headshot by terrorisnear

Plz account: :iconfancyderpmuffinplz:

Formerly SamueltheSerperior and SerperiortheSuperior

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Hand: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I wanna be with you when you need me.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
*Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
*Lick on Side: Be my pet?
*Lick on Belly: Be my master?

DA family:

Relationship: With my Soul mate. Darrell

My mother: :iconlucaria-rukario:

My Trainer: :iconprotodramon:

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PRsOwnGlaceon Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
hey man
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Professional Writer
PRsOwnGlaceon Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
I have a new pokesona. Its a male cubone/braixen hybrid.
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Professional Writer
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AEgwinn Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Student General Artist
hey bro ~thanks a lot for favorites my last creation "The Sun Treat"!
hope you enjoyed my stuff :)
Don't forget to click the watch button <3
and you will enjoy the future ones ;)
OptixPanda Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks much for the fave!
lucasbasher649 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You play steam ... a lot?


Just a tf2 type of guy on there :3
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Professional Writer
My name on it is Floaty bum
lucasbasher649 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well can I ... friend you?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Professional Writer
Well of course why else woulda give you my name
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