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[] you cry often
[] you have cut yourself 
[X] you have taken a liking to the color black
[X] you think things you think nobody else would ever think
[X] you have thought about killing yourself 
[X] you punch, scratch yourself
[] you're poor
[/] you hide your face with your hair
[X] you think nobody understands you
[X] you feel alone 
TOTAL: 6.5

[] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[] you enjoy pain
[] you have thought about cutting yourself
[ ] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[X] people have labeled you 'emo' 
[/] everybody hates you 
[] you go to therapy
[X you're quiet 

[X] you think nobody cares about you
[X] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you" 
[X] you don't leave the house (Not often)
[] you stopped eating for at least 2 days 
[X] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care (I have no idea. I try to ignore than as much as possible)
[] you don't like being around people (I NEED OTHERS)
[] your friends left you because of your depression
[X] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 
TOTAL: 15.5

[] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[] you're an atheist
[] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[X] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[] you don't know what to do anymore
[] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason
[X] you have overreacted to something stupid
[] you couldn't care less about school 
[X] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[X] you've hated your life at least at one point
TOTAL: 19.5


if you got 4 or under - you're fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
if you got 18-22 - you're depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed/suicidal. You always see things for the worse and your struggling to stay together.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person


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Sexy Floaty Bumhole~
Artist | Professional | Literature
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Floatzel gif by Ryuunake98 :iconnopeaviplz: Nope.
Bitch I am so :iconrainbow-fplz::iconrainbow-aplz::iconrainbow-bplz::iconrainbow-uplz: :iconrainbow-lplz::iconrainbow-oplz::iconrainbow-uplz::iconrainbow-splz::iconrainbow-exclamation:

Fabulous Haters by celesse

If you are going to ask yes I roleplay ALL THE TIME
Original ID artwork can be found here:… Omg it's so cute! <3

My steam Username: FloatyBum ASK BEFORE ADDING ME

Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Favorite Color: Black/Dark grey or Dark Brown
Favorite Animal: Snakes. All of them.
Favorite Pokemon: Buizel/Floatzel
Relationship: Forever alone :iconforeveraloneplz:
Religion: Christian (Baptist)
Lovely drawings of me:Missing you by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the fat Floatzel for Zachthefloatzel by MCsaurus Battle of the fatties by Vivi-Sinclair Zach the floatzel by Vivi-Sinclair Gift For Samuel by Protodramon The human and the alien by battlestoriesfanBattle of The Fatties round 2 by Vivi-Sinclair Happy New Year by Vivi-Sinclair Have a free Zach. by Hikara-the-MienshaoPlay nice Zach by Vivi-SinclairZach The Floatzel Headshot by terrorisnear

Plz account: :iconfancyderpmuffinplz:

Formerly SamueltheSerperior and SerperiortheSuperior

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Hand: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I wanna be with you when you need me.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
*Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
*Lick on Side: Be my pet?
*Lick on Belly: Be my master?

DA family:

Relationship: With my Soul mate. Darrell

My mother: :iconlucaria-rukario:

My Trainer: :iconprotodramon:

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Pgm-M Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cheers for the fave :3
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Professional Writer
SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey buddy, we haven't spoken to each other in awhile, so how about we start another role-play? :3
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Professional Writer
SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay. Do you want to start, or should I?
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Professional Writer
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battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Writer
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Writer
thanks mate
battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student Writer
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