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I don't even use this website just like add me on steam or skype or some junk. 

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Skype: Chef Pyro
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76… Getting on dA takes effort anyways.
[ ] You Get Bad Grades
[x] You Have Had A Pet Die.
[ ] You Cry Yourself To Sleep At Night.
[ ] Your Parents Are Divorced.
[ ] One Or Both Of Your Parents Are Dead.
[x] People Think You Should Be Happier.
[x] You Don't Have That Many Friends.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The Country.
[ ] You Have Never Been Out Of The State.
[ ] You Are Allergic To A Food.
[ ] You Are Allergic To Fur.
[x] You Worry Too Much.
Total So Far: 4

[/] You Always Feel Sad.
[/] You Think You're Bad At What You Do.
[ ] You Are Afraid Of The Dark
[ ] You Are Afraid Of Heights.
[ ] You Don't Have A Pet.
[x] You Have Had A Dream Where Somebody Died.
[ ] You Have Never Had A (Real) Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
[ ] You Have Less Than 3 Friends In Real Life.
[x] You Don't Get An Allowance.
[ ] You Don't Get Food Everyday.
[x] You Are Shy Around New People.
[x] You Get Bullied.
Total So Far: 9

[ ] You Don't Have Your Own Room
[ ] You Don't Have A Cell Phone.
[ ] You Wish You Didn't Have A Sibling.
[ ] You Wish You Had Another Sibling.
[ ] You Are An Only Child.
[ ] Sad Music Makes You Cry.
[x] Sad Movies Make You Cry.
[x] You Have Been To The Hospital For Yourself.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Smokes.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Is An Alcoholic.
[x] You Have Been In A Car Accident.
[x] Somebody In Your Family Has Been In A Car Accident.
Total So Far: 15

[x] You Have Many Chores.
[ ] You Have/Had A Bad Sickness.
[x] You Have Been In A Bad Storm.
[ ] People Think You're Crazy.
[ ] You Have Never Been To A Concert.
[ ] You Don't Have Cable.
[x] You Don't Have A Facebook.
[ ] You Fear Your Death.
[x] You Don't Believe In The Easter Bunny/Santa/Tooth Fairy. 
[x] You Have Been Rejected By Your Crush.
[ ] You Sit Alone At Large Groups Of People.
[x] You Look At The Ground When You Walk. (Well naturally duh)
Total So Far: 21

[x] You Have Written A Sad Song.
[ ] You Have A Small House.
[ ] You Never Met Your Dad/Mom.
[x] You Don't Have A Good Relationship With One Or More Of Your Family Members.
[ ] You Can't Sing.
[ ] Your Parents Are Unemployed.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Dads Side.
[x] One Or Both Of Your Grandparents Are Dead On Your Moms Side.
[ ] You Don't Get Parties On Your Birthday.
[ ] People Have Judged You By How You Look.
[ ] You Have Never Been To Disney Land/World.
[ ] You Have Never Seen A Play.
Total So Far: 25

TOTAL: 25

Now Take That Total And Multiply It By 2

New Total: 50%

This is what happens when I'm bored.
[] you cry often
[] you have cut yourself 
[X] you have taken a liking to the color black
[X] you think things you think nobody else would ever think
[X] you have thought about killing yourself 
[X] you punch, scratch yourself
[] you're poor
[/] you hide your face with your hair
[X] you think nobody understands you
[X] you feel alone 
TOTAL: 6.5

[] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[] you enjoy pain
[] you have thought about cutting yourself
[ ] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[X] people have labeled you 'emo' 
[/] everybody hates you 
[] you go to therapy
[X you're quiet 
TOTAL: 9

[X] you think nobody cares about you
[X] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you" 
[X] you don't leave the house (Not often)
[] you stopped eating for at least 2 days 
[X] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care (I have no idea. I try to ignore than as much as possible)
[] you don't like being around people (I NEED OTHERS)
[] your friends left you because of your depression
[X] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 
TOTAL: 15.5

[] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[] you're an atheist
[] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[X] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[] you don't know what to do anymore
[] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason
[X] you have overreacted to something stupid
[] you couldn't care less about school 
[X] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[X] you've hated your life at least at one point
TOTAL: 19.5

TOTAL OUT OF ALL: 

if you got 4 or under - you're fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
if you got 18-22 - you're depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed/suicidal. You always see things for the worse and your struggling to stay together.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person


I'm SO BORED that I'ma actually going to play a game on console now. Have mercy on my soul.
I don't even use this website just like add me on steam or skype or some junk. 

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:iconyounger99:
younger99 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
G'day there
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ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Professional Writer
Hello
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:iconyounger99:
younger99 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Think we can rp?
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ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Professional Writer
I don't use this site as often and I'm never pred. But yes.
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battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! could you describe your character?
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ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Writer
sta.sh/0w6u165sml5

So this is inaccurate since I made some new final changes

The Undershirt should be a darker grey with a skull on the center, I have on a dark grey knit beanie, my shoes should be black high top allstars, the jeans are stone washed with small fake tears on the front and I always have on a black and red large checkered wrist band on my left arm

I think that is all
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battlestoriesfan Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can you send that all in a note?
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ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Professional Writer
Yeah
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SuperUltraMarioFan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey buddy, we haven't spoken in a while. How have you been?
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ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Writer
I've been ok. I don't really use dA anymore since I have steam and skype
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